Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019

fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

Gummy-bear friend

A Gummy-bear friend is a friend you can always rely on to talk to when your sad. Gummy-bear friends are lovable people you just want to hug and love. Gummy-bear friends are funny and easy to talk to and super adorable. If you find a Gummy-bear friend keep them! They are very rare.

Im so glad I have a Gummy-bear friend !

by Pop-tart Unicorn Exposed January 11, 2018

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

chatting bear macka

Chatting shit about something or someone.

Yo Alex i heard you've been chatting bear macka

by SaharaTheSwagMeister July 31, 2016

bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.

Man that fart was a bear trap fart.

by Spandex67 January 30, 2018