You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Get the Sheep fuckermug. that guy is such an Eruma-Fucker
by Smokeyavoidstaxes December 31, 2021
Get the Eruma-Fuckermug. by boI_L December 7, 2021
Get the jojo fuckermug. Just don't fuck with the dü. He one crazy ass mother fucker. Oh ya and get a new dictionary mõth3r fûckēr
by CANB-GFMF November 28, 2022
Get the Crazy ass mother fuckermug. by probably drunk June 30, 2019
Get the Fuckeredmug. by anonymous December 20, 2020
Get the Fuckersmug. 