kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"

Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"

by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013

online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 2, 2013

Leprechaun Punch

(n) A hickey

Friend 1: What's that on your neck? Is it a bruise?
Friend 2: It's a Leprechaun Punch.

by Little Green Woman November 11, 2013

Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.

I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.

by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

Kanye Punch

verb (used with object), Slang.

1. To strike someone in the genitals.

2. A punch in the dick.

First Person: "The next thing I knew she Kanye Punched me."
Second Person: "Kanye Punched?"
First Person: "Yeh, Kanye Punched. She punched me in the dick. Dick punch. Gedditt?"

by Dee Yo Gee February 9, 2015

three hole punching

To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.

Damn I was three hole punching earlier.

by seriouslynonames February 17, 2015