Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.

Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.

by Devarite September 29, 2021

Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable

A potato does taste nice

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.

I feel like a trash potato.

by Yushatak February 4, 2019

Sweet potato

A sweet potato is not just a root vegetable or whatever those things are called. A sweet potato is a person, someone in the group-chat on snapchat called: *sweet potato emoji* We've gone too far *sweet potato emoji*. We must accept all sweet potatoes and if you are one, please email: [e-mail]

Wow she's a sweet potato! We must accept her!

by jfmedlp12 December 15, 2020

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021