Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013

buffing the pickle

Getting a boner

That girl is definitely buffing the pickle for me

by some guy with a sandwich April 15, 2014

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

big green pickle stick

the term for a inflamed D*ck that has a green or yellow skin color from infection

Yea she really freaked out when she laid eyes on his big green pickle stick.

by yeeyeepapaw123 November 6, 2014

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

Jam on the pickle

Another name for period sex

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.

by Jake Evergreen June 5, 2016

Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle

When every boy in your boyfriend's family has a large penis, 'inherited' from their ancestors.

Boyfriend: Babe there's something I need to tell you
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.

Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016