Sock

Step 1) grab out of drawer

Step 2) pull apart

Step 3) pull in foot
Step 6) fix if needed

Step 7) walk

I put in my sock this morning.

by imthat hottone March 13, 2018

sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016

Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

Whoo Sock

The resulting pink tube caused by simutaneouly screaming "WHOO", punching your partner in the back of the head and violently pulling out of anal sex.

I banged her/him so hard, her/his whoo sock fell out.

by Duffbeerbuttchug January 25, 2020

box sock denial

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.

I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025

Sock bone

The state of a sock after being ejaculated into

I had so many sock bones to pick up in my sons room.

by Cdeezy69 June 23, 2022