indian fire alarm

After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.

Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.

by It_could_happen_to_you September 7, 2012

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Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022

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Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.

He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

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stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

by chaz17 July 14, 2005

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Ratio Cease Fire

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.

“I have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
“Can’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”

by Christian Chernoff July 21, 2021

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