Ethan

Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.

Oh wow look at Ethan. What a cunt that won't get anywhere in life.

by rawrxdkms June 2, 2018

Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan

Blob Fish

Ethan is Fat shit, that does no work in class and makes stupid comments on everything

by Sagareadysteady June 4, 2019

Ethan The 3ther

Allegedly does NOT have a video of 3 friends in a school bathroom

Ethan The 3ther is ok

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Ethan

A guy with a massive T-Rex cock

Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock

by Can’tHandleBlank June 1, 2020

Ethan

A bitch nigga who’s a bitch

I was with Ethan and he was acting like a bitch

by MeloBeDolo November 20, 2023

ethan dang

kallie ngo's mans <3

ashley: hey kallie, its your mans
kallie: ethan dang?
ashley: yessir

by ashleytrnn February 24, 2021