I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022

Don't give them ideas

A statement often used after someone proclaims something they don't want done by a particular person, implying that that statement would in fact cause them to go through with it.

Person 1: i better not see that guy put pineapple on hot dogs too
Person 2: DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 21, 2022

Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.

HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!

by Tdent465 November 24, 2022

I don't know what to look up

What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!

Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!

by tdude_yahyeet12 November 25, 2022

Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server

An expression of an extreme lack of interest

Person 1: My grandma just died and I have to go to her funeral, can you do my homework?
Person 2: Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server
Person 1: Bruh

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

Don't Cha

An R&B song co-written by Busta Rhymes and CeeLo Green, with the latter producing the song.

Don't Cha is the best song.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022