Chris

A guy who gets sick every single day and stays home from school playing Fortnite

Chris is sick today

by Gejebe December 11, 2019

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

dr. chris taub

bite sized

dr. chris taub

by poopypants339 December 27, 2011

Chris Rock

actor who got smacked by will smith

chris rock got his shit rocked by will smith

by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022

Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.

Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER

by WAPYUP November 23, 2021

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea

the best ship ever!

ilias + taylor hater + chris + andrea (also known as ililor hatisrea) is the best ship ever fr

by minteqii ya June 1, 2022

Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.

girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice

by bigblakballs July 2, 2021