V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 12, 2013

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blocking

something someone does to lose contact with a person through social media.

he sent me a dick pic... im blocking him.

by carolineròse November 5, 2021

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Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.

I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.

by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016

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twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

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tetris block

A female that is rather ugly in the face, typically used to describe someones head.

You know staffanie "yeh" her head looks like a Tetris block

by Killarkeem July 29, 2017

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Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

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