asshole

Someone who wears mismatched socks.

"That guy is wearing mismatched socks? What an asshole."

by notdima June 18, 2022

asshole

martin tran

that asshole

by you're a lil shithead June 21, 2017

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

village asshole

the asshole in the group of friends

This is the village asshole and he is the village idiot.

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022

Asshole

Someone who stops a conversation by saying "Did I ask?"

person 1: "I got a cat today."
person 2: "Did I ask?"
person 1: "You're an asshole."

by notbillybob420 March 5, 2021

Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.

Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Asshole

A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy

Watch out! This asshole in front of us doesn't seem considerate enough to realize others share the road, too.
He just left me here for no reason, what an asshole.
It was a racist comment only an asshole would think of.

by The2ndGasJockey August 15, 2018