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Bob:hi Jack: Aabathatafacialatacatalalaljakaohyperparothoidepicalnessioisam
by Fish.sfx January 23, 2026
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Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose
The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise
by NippleHerder January 31, 2026
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Alabama

A state in the U.S with a shitty education, a population 5.16 million people and like 5 last names among each of them. Rather than a family tree, think of it more like a family wreath. It's also notoriously hard for police to find dental records there since nobody who is from Alabama has teeth. If I had to guess, it's probably because they lick republican boots so hard that they don't even know what food tastes like anymore. Only the tastes of different leathers and rubbers across different manufacturers.
Alabama sucks hard
by all-hail-cthulhu February 4, 2026
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Alabama circus train

The act of the circus balloons with many people. From the caboose till it's lose.

The caboose is one person who farts into another mouth and they pass it down the train line.
All 5 is us tried the Alabama circus train and I was the caboose.
by Circus Master February 18, 2026
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Alabama cum bubble

A person who loves baby oil and blowing cum bubbles from their ass.
That guy over there is such an Alabama cum bubble.
by AlabamaCumBubble February 21, 2026
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Alabama Sausage Dog

An Alabama Sausage Dog or ASD for short Is Intercourse with a southern person while covered in bug bites.
Yo thats a Alabama Sausage dog you wild for that G
by The MainKenosha Guru February 23, 2026
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Alabama Dogpile

When 3 dudes with matching camo shirts and matching kayaks paddle into the swamp and have a 3 hour manpile session with 3 slimey bass and a long nose gar. This is usually followed by smoking cigars.
After witnessing Hank, Bocephus, and Jeremiah entering the swamp at Wekiva island, we quickly realized we could hear and smell the Alabama Dogpile from the shore.
by Conch sucker February 28, 2026
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