legged

Being called out and embarrassed by a superior or nemesis.

Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning

by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021

humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

pee

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd

by banananannanan1 May 23, 2021

cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021

Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER

by A father epicc May 29, 2021

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

Crab Leg

Noun

A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.

Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–

Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*

by Villainnxx September 15, 2024

Leg Gooch

The area of your leg behind your knee.

The area that is behind your knee in between your tibia & fibula.

I was walking backwards & scratched my leg gooch on a rebar & now I can’t bend my knee

by Cliff & Megan Shaw September 16, 2024