Christian Lindseth

A very nice friend who gives you free food. He is always really nice and is a pro overwatch player

person1-Do you know who Christian Lindseth is?
person2-no
person1-HE'S GOATED

by akjjfuesshfkflhaskh May 9, 2019

christian

Very good fortnite player and is the ugliest guy you will ever meet he also has a very tiny ping

christian has a lil peen

by lil peen gang May 20, 2019

Christian Mathis

A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.

That awesome Christian Mathis.

by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017

《¤》Christian《¤》Combs《¤》Is《¤》Shalnark《¤》

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.

"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."

by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023

Christian

that nigga

christian is just that nigga

by theonetruechris November 23, 2021