A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.
Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).
by gyatso January 24, 2009
"Ginny is such a man!" -Devin
"No way man! shes chasing through a field after harry! a guy doesnt do that. thats a pretty vagina thing to do" - Steven
"No way man! shes chasing through a field after harry! a guy doesnt do that. thats a pretty vagina thing to do" - Steven
by Penelope Rodriguez December 05, 2011
by mr.2rist October 03, 2016
Bahar: “Guys! Pitbull’s gonna be in town! I’ve already got us tickets!”
Siddhi: “What! Wet ass cooter vagina slay!”
Siddhi: “What! Wet ass cooter vagina slay!”
by Tony son of Apollo November 29, 2022
A mythical race of women from a far away planet that enjoy being really homosexual and playing the moog. A moog is an instrument for those of you who are confused. This race of people is not one that anyone would enjoy encountering. Once seen these women will have sex with you till you are no longer living or your penis explodes, whichever comes first.
When i was out on my space cruiser i had the worst time when i ran into the flaming vaginas from the planet moog. Luckily i only was forced to do it three times because my penis exploded.
by I.C. Weiner February 06, 2005
whenever someone wants to tell you to "get back to the kitchen", you simply reply, "get back to your mother's vagina", ya pansy!
cunt: "get back to the kitchen"
woman who won't take shit from pansies any longer: "you get back to your mother's vagina..because that's where you came from, ya bitch!"
woman who won't take shit from pansies any longer: "you get back to your mother's vagina..because that's where you came from, ya bitch!"
by c.c. 2012 January 07, 2012
During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010