CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

No u

Nou is the only cure for the insult of u mom gay.

A) Jmmy u mom gay
J) No u
A) *dead*

by [e-mail] November 5, 2018

No u

A word idiots (kids) say when they don't know a good comeback to a roast.

Me: ur stop is
Zek: no U
Me: Bruh

by Hekboi3347 August 17, 2019

u

1. The 21st letter of the alphabet which is also the last vowel in the alphabet .
2. An abbreviation of “you” commonly used in texting.

“Did u find a funny joke”?

by ImAPinkJaguar3674123 November 17, 2021

U

(Pronoun): You

(Noun): 21st letter of the English alphabet and is a vowel.

PersonA (over text): How are u?

PersonB (also over text): mf you're acting like you're saving time writing "u" instead of "you".

by YankeeDoodle(fife and drums) December 29, 2022

hello u ok

dylan's catchphrase commonly used by legends in the white ferrari discord server by people who also understand that wendy is a faggot

hello u ok

by mikeprogamingroblox69420 September 28, 2024

michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 4, 2021