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Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.
by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.
by bekkth March 1, 2021
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Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.
They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.
by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021
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walking lime tree

When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiii๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Friend 1: Smiling and waving ๐Ÿ‘‹ goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ N ride off on me bike ๐Ÿšฒ
by W.L.T May 7, 2021
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