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Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.
Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!
by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013
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Man Tea

A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit
This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.
by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011
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Alright man

Alright man, I just got promoted to galaxy manager so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a day. You can take your 10th break. Do me a favor and tell Yaz to quit parking at autozone.
by SpankDizm August 30, 2017
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Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005
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Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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Udinese man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves terrorising Udinese. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.
Udinese man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.
by DooDooLee February 26, 2021
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tully man

A man who chooses to live off of the grid and can be see time from time buying every toy out of the gum-ball machines in grocery stores.

He roams around town and is often seen on the side of the road multiple times during a car ride seemingly having teleported as there is no other way he could have traveled such distances or have uncanny timing to always just happen to be where you are driving by.

NEVER engage The Tully Man
I saw The Tully Man shaking a gum ball machine and screaming at Food Lion last night.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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