"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
Get the stir the cream cheesemug. by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024
Get the HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCKmug. So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.
WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the Mango Buttock Creammug. When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer
by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024
Get the Muay tai cream piemug. by tannergrrr May 30, 2024
Get the Strawberry cream surprisemug. 
When an individual take the foreskin of his penis and has men cum inside of it. Then he lets its stay in for a few hours he then puts his finger in his foreskin and takes the creamy cum out and sucks it off of his finger
by VomitCock May 29, 2017
Get the Semen Creammug.