Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you

as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"

by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012

Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.

Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.

by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010

facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.

....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^

by Dankap March 24, 2011

Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Facebook whore

The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.

"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."

"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."

by HubbyNight September 17, 2011

Facebook Live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.

Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.

by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018

Facebook Popping

The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.

Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping

by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011