Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

tea

the gossip that keeps every girl living.

the fuel of EVERYTHING in high school and the only reasons why girls ever text on group chats.

“hey sisters”

-no reply-

“i got some tea to spill”

“OMG SPILL SPILL !!!!!!!!”

by ehhhhhmehgirl101 June 5, 2020

Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 5, 2020

tea ja vu

The feeling that you have an unfinished hot beverage getting cold somewhere, despite the fact that you have already finished it.

I have just found my empty cup, I thought I hadn't finished it, I had tea ja vu.

by The Muesli Camel June 9, 2020

Hot Tea

Some secrets got spilt

Me: Spill that hot tea sister

Friends: Umm

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.

"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"

by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020

[Cup a Tea] [My Friend]?

This word used for making things chill between you and other pepole.
This word is perfect for you that have a great conversation with your friend or fight each other.

Tom: STOP STABBING ME U MUTHAFAKA!!!
Tyler: Cup a Tea My Friend?
Tom: Sure. why not?
Tyler: Chill down man. Now why u mad?
Tom: Nvm just forget it.

by DANAXU June 24, 2020