Tom MacDonald

A rapper who speaks the truth about real-world problems.

A: The new music video by Tom MacDonald is out! Did you hear?
B: Yeah. It's Dirty Money- one of my favourites.

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

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Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

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tom

is really really really really really really dum

yo that tom is really really really really dum

by thevanderzzfanboy May 5, 2023

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tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023

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Tom is a guy that has glasses. He is usually very nice, not cool, but he is cool. He has hands that do handy things. He has ears too. He alsl has a nose, a small nose, that smells. He has no friends, and is very naughty.... heheheheheheheheh. I wonder what he will do next time to you, naughty naughty.

Girl: Tom is being naughty
Guy: what did he do
Girl: hehehehehehe

by hi charlie May 9, 2023

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Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

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