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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.
donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.
by badfish_XL May 15, 2016
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Fake

The most fake person in the group chat

"Stop being so Lalo dude! " (fake)
by Alves July 1, 2017
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fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by barbaroja August 7, 2023
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faking a fall out

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to
you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches
by D3$$thaM3$$ July 12, 2023
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Fake

Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.
Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.
by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
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