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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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sock

"Jess socked his father across the face"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet
Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you
by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018
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sock chewing

Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
Everytime I see Cam, he got that other mf with him...I dont fk with his Sock Chewing ass
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023
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Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021
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tie dye slipper sock

someone who is a cozy sock and makes you feel warm but add a little bit of ~spice~
by patty rox November 15, 2020
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