To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
Get the Sloppy Munt Specialmug. by areyoupigeontoo October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy dallasmug. Kyle: Bro did you hear? Veronica gave John a Sloppy Dallas at the party last night!
Jackson: Oh hell nah that sounds nasty as fuck
Jackson: Oh hell nah that sounds nasty as fuck
by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021
Get the The Sloppy Hopper Ridemug. by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017
Get the Sloppy Joemug. by Graveekiller1212 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy dallasmug. by LovelyQueenie October 2, 2021
Get the Sloppy Toppymug.