rusty plusty

An old fat ass

He’s a rusty plusty, over the hill and as big as a mountain.

by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022

Rusty handjob

Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture

Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar

by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Rusty Hotdog

The best One Grid server in the world

That's it I am done with the server my team is moving to Rusty Hotdog

by lencorp September 27, 2022

Rusty Barnegat

A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.

Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?

I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!

by Gallowbraid October 5, 2022

rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 6, 2022

rusty ram

After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.

Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!

“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”

“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”

by Timayyyyyyyyyy October 8, 2022