Right Wing Riddler

A racist sexy (did not fuck his teacher she was a fag supporting liberal) that can absolutely talk to women and gets all the bitches

"hey did you see Right Wing Riddler yesterday?"

"Yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Cum_soot September 19, 2022

Right Wing Riddler

A racist sexist sexy homophobic man that loves fall out boy (he did not fuck his teacher because she supported lgbt and is liberal) he gets infinite bitches and fucks every woman he sees

"right wing riddler fucked my bitch"

by Cum_soot September 19, 2022

Getting the Ride

Irish coloquial term for having sex with a person other than themselves.

'Tom Comer was out getting the ride last night, I can smell Michael Gormley's aftershave off of him.'

by tom-comers-da September 22, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Alabama sleigh ride

When you’re out on a family snow-cation with your cousins, and slide it in behind the fishing shack.

“Sharice and I went out to our Igloo for an ol’ Alabama sleigh ride”

by Biggg C February 26, 2023

Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023