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Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018
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punching

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.
I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2
by showww July 31, 2023
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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trailer park punch

1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew
I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!
by holyreality November 24, 2014
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er punch salad

The act of one gay guy while in an orgy have all the males cum in his ass then they all take turns fisting him
Jason couldn't wait for a power punch salad after a night of dancing and drinking it always made him feel great
by YackassPSL November 2, 2023
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flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis
my girl loves a nice flacid punch
by Therealkei May 23, 2016
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