hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

by FardedShided February 23, 2020

shit marak

extremely drunk, to the point where you are just able to breathe.

''have a good night last night?'' ''aye,i was shit marak''

by Nesty... January 4, 2012

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

shit thingy

same as the word thingy but with more passion or just to say it..

hey what what was that shit thingy we had to do for world history?? i really don't remember....

by itsDeuCeson May 18, 2009

Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017