Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.

This patient experienced Brain Scope 1

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.

Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.

by td9187 April 1, 2013

Brain rush

That feeling you have when you’re so focused you can almost feel your neurons working

“I’m on such a brain rush I’ll finish this essay in no time!”

by Daniloren April 10, 2022

Smooth Brain

If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.

"You got a smooth brain?"

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

serious brain damage

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.

Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*

by WantYouGone September 6, 2023

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018