david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.

Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me

by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025

David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

David

Retard

David is a retard

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

david stanford

Music man.

Hay you met the music man David Stanford yet
No but I hear he was in home and away

by Ninja warrior 7950 April 3, 2017

david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024