Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023

Mainstream Music

Cancer

Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Trash Music

HIP HOP, RAPPING, DANCE HALL, CARIBBEAN RAP AND ANY OTHER GANGSTER SHITTY MUSIC OR SIMILAR

“I was having a good time riding SEPTA’s Trolleybus or “Trackless Trolleys” until a douchebag came onboard with a strong scent of weed and his phone blasting with trash music”

by EMD F59PHI January 3, 2025

Music Box (Insturment)

a insturment that the notes is made out of metal and the drum contains metal plucks called Pins to make the song of the music box itself

Ambience: Sankyo Music Box Plays "Rock-a-bye Baby"
Man: I Hear A Tune?
Woman: Whispering Oh Thats My 8 Month Old's ":Music Box (Insturment):" Playing
Man: defined Oh Uh Egh Okay

by GTKCF2023 July 21, 2023

musical bureaucracies

Getting bounced from one bureaucracy to another to another ad nauseum, with not one of them actually helping you at all.

I wanted to get a free COVID-19 test done on me and was initially told that this one bureaucracy could do it. After I arrived over there, they told me they couldn't help me at all and that I had to go to this other department. After arriving at the second department, I was told that they couldn't help me as well and that my best bet was to just go to Walgreens or CVS. I just got done setting up an appointment with Walgreens. Hopefully, Walgreens can help me out. This whole game of musical bureaucracies totally sucks ass!

by bushnest November 8, 2023

the music industry

the music industry is a word to describe something someone that is amazing, beautiful, brave, brilliant, calm, caring, charming, compassionate, confident, creative, delightful, determined, energetic, enthusiastic, friendly, generous, gentle, grateful, happy, honest, humble, inspiring, intelligent, joyful, kind, loyal, motivated, optimistic, passionate, patient, positive, reliable, respectful, sincere, supportive, thoughtful, trustworthy, understanding, unique, valuable, vibrant, wise, witty, excellent, youthful, zealous, accomplished, adaptable, cheerful. A.K.A TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT. F U KANYE

taylor swift IS the music industry

by charli_taylorsversion October 20, 2023

Choppy Music

style of rap (spoken performance) with unorthodox and untamed stanzas "bars" coined by Instagram user / artist @world.banc ('Adam Taylor') which is influenced by his naturally unusual speech pattern / metered vocal projection

Yo, Detroit got the new wave wit that choppy music

Yea bruh i listen to it prolly more than drill

by mya_c510 August 20, 2022