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#1 mom

A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.
You are the #1 mom
by Kkjr15 July 29, 2017
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Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn
Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.
by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018
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Your mom

YoUr mOm G4Y
by BIGBOI ;) February 4, 2019
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ur mom

richard: ''ur mom is gay''

cody: ''yea she is''
by general_retard May 28, 2018
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Tomie's Mom

A bitter bitch who throws rocks at children.
Once a Tomie's Mom always a Tomie's Mom.

Today I ran into the biggest Tomie's Mom.

I was at the bar and I saw this lady, she was being such a Tomie's Mom.
by Tomiesmom May 15, 2018
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Mom's Paschetti

The vagina of your best friends mother. Something you would eat out, or insert you penis into.
Me: I'm finna eat ya Mom's Paschetti
Thomas: What?
Me: mhm
by Chekeks May 21, 2018
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Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.
"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.
by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019
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