Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

Man Mud

Mud mask for men, made with glacial clay.

This Man Mud has done wonders for my acne!

by ConanO November 7, 2019

Udinese man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves terrorising Udinese. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Udinese man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

by DooDooLee February 26, 2021

Man crumb

The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.

I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.

by Guy11974 January 15, 2011

man nog

Semen, ejaculate, the white stuff

I'm thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog

by John McCollum December 29, 2007

man dem

Man Dem is the term used for a group of friends or homies. This term originated from the carribean but found its way to the streets of the uk where it is widely used.

Im going to link man dem.

by Meth Sonson July 3, 2006