cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 03, 2021

Pop-Leg Syndrome

Pop-Leg Syndrome is when you start an intense skateboarding session, however you just cant seem to Ollie right and get the pop you want from the tail end of the board.

Gemma : "Right guys, I'm going to work on my moving Ollie's over there."
Sam : Yeah go for it dude.
Bob : You can do it Friend
Inush : Hey Friend

5 minutes pass

Gemma : I just can seem to be getting any height on my Ollie's today, I don't know whats going on
Bob : We know whats wrong with you gem.
Sam : You got Pop-Leg Syndrome, few stretches will sort you right out.

by BENJAMINBODEL May 17, 2019

sheeps leg

A dry booger hanging out of your nostril.

My blind date was hot, but she had a sheeps leg poking out!

by Grrungy September 15, 2017

resin legs

someone that doesn’t wash their legs after a session

you have resin legs

by amelia willy February 28, 2020

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

7 legged spider

Is a spider with 7 legs 2 fangs and 8 eyes also shoots webs from its butt hole where else would it shoot web from

Fuxk moi is that a 7 legged spider

by Siri_bob June 08, 2022

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård January 02, 2016