Jacob

a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place

"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."

by grande lata spread amigo October 6, 2022

Jillian and Jacob

They love each other and always hug. In school they always sit next to each other. They are a good couple, and they are meant for each other

Jillian and Jacob are a perfect couple

by NICKPRO February 3, 2022

Jacob

fucking autistic Irish male who loves to get women to suck his toes. Has anal sex with potatoes, and likes mellieha and kate

I fucking hate jacob

by whatthegays October 9, 2023

Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019

Jacob

Fake.

Jacob: hey
Everyone else: Fake.

by facesmashingwhore November 26, 2018

Jacob

A FAT LITTLE WANKER

Oh his name is jacob! Hes most definitely a dickhead

by B1ggeztHayter March 9, 2024

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021