Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

Can

Can is a very tall nice guy with great style who will do anything for the people he loves. He has his morals and principles that mean a lot to him and he will always try to do whats right. He has a great sense of humor and you will always make everyone around him laugh. Everyone usually likes his nice and outgoing character. He sometimes has problems making up his mind but only because he is very smart and always tries to come up with the best possible way to do anything.

Hahahaha that was funny can!

by Dumbbitchhhh January 29, 2020

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom

“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”

by objectshowzz March 16, 2025

Can

Can is a common Turkish and Circassian given name and surname, meaning spirit, life, soul, or heart. People called like that are creative and ambition to pursue success to the extent that they jeopardize your personal well-being. The ones have feelings and emotional desires that are strong and consequently they are an individual, determined, strong-willed person. In Turkish, the name Can is pronounced just like the common English name John.

Look at Can he is such a nice guy😁

by Lukss November 7, 2017

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.

Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.

by bigtime22 May 3, 2013