by velijely September 14, 2025
Get the got cheese mug.Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.
by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025
Get the got hands mug.A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.
Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??
by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025
Get the You got me hyped up for cookie dough mug.Phrase and tag used by the Eighty-Three Gangster Crips (aka Hyena Crips) from Detroit’s Five Points area. It’s both a slogan and turf marker meaning their street crew runs or “got control” of the neighborhood.
“Every wall on Five Points says 83GC — that stands for Hyena Crips Got Control (83GC). The Hyenas really do run that whole side.”—Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 22, 2025
Get the Hyena Crips Got Control (83GC) mug.A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.
Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?! mug.Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.
Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"
by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025
Get the U got snap? mug.*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”
Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”
*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*
Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*
Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”
Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”
*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*
Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*
Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”
by StellaStarr November 28, 2025
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