Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

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Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

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