Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

Golden bugle

When you receive a blowjob from your sugar daddy.

My sugar daddy Jordan golden bugled me after he treated me to a lovely dinner at Red Lobster.

by Tee Byrd September 16, 2017

Golden oldie

A golden oldie is a old person. Typically old people are weak and has limited mobility but a golden oldie is the opposite. Even if they are old they are still very healthy and is still successful in their field. You use this word for people who are no longer young but still successful.

Note: Calling an old person "oldie" will sound disrespectful.

My Grandpa is a golden oldie, he still plays rugby at the age of 77

Buffon still plays football at the age of 45, he is a golden oldie

by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023

Golden gyat

A golden gyat is the gyat that remains supreme over all else. No gyat will ever out-gyat the golden gyat.

No, No it's it's not possible, a a a golden GYAT!!

by Antipekka January 4, 2024

Golden Gulp

When you've had to much to drink. you're getting head instead of cum you grab her head an piss down her throat til she spits or swallows

" my girl was giving me head after the bar. I had to go so I gave her the golden gulp . two birds one tree!"

by She hit me March 4, 2018

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025