Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
by Micah A. May 31, 2014
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1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
by jakiro79 March 29, 2011
Get the Facebook duty mug.A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.
Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.
by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018
Get the Facebook Live mug.Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"
Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"
Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"
Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"
by Robin French January 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Confident mug.The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
by BigassBootyPlaya September 3, 2011
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Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Overload mug.John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.
by hahagoe September 6, 2012
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