Ethan

perfect

“You see that dude Ethan?”

“Yeh he’s perfect.”

by rangalover123 September 2, 2021

Ethan Isbell

not a simp

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.

Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy

by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022

Ethan

Is a literal loser. Has no balls. Might be gay.

When you’re born without balls, your parents will name you Ethan.

by T2thedoubleg November 8, 2025

Ethan

My cousins boyfriend.

idk i mean he goes to chippewa so.ethan is dating my cousin and yea.

by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019

Ethan

Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.

Omg that guy looks like a Greek god, his name’s probably Ethan.

by Alexis Heath August 24, 2021

Ethan

Gay

oh hes SUCH an Ethan, he must be fruity

by ✨✨T&L✨✨ June 6, 2022