National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.

I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.

by Edgecs September 5, 2017

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

National eat her out day

25 of October is national eat her out day! Don’t be a 🐱 instead eat it!

National eat her out day is A day where your girlfriend is an all you can eat buffet

by Indianjah October 25, 2019

have her cake and eat it too

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

by Viola F. Blanton May 28, 2006

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

you dont just eat em

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you dont just eat em you dip em

by cookie loverr February 24, 2017