Christian Aid Ministries

Idiot nazis that are direct descendants of Operation Paperclip nazis, engaged in fuckery worldwide and it is strongly encouraged that people audit their publicly available financial statements. FAFO

Christian Aid Ministries, specifically, are a bunch of maniacal nazi bastards that need to be audited.

by General FAFO December 4, 2025

Christian persecution

Jesus christ guys, Christians are not being persecuted nor are they going to be.

Hym "Ope. Here we go again with the Christian persecution complex. Alright, let's here it... Oh? The most persecuted people ever and you're just a widdle goi and you didn't even do nuffin wrong? OK. Alright. Yep I see it. I see your baby that's- Um, great fantastic. Alright well I'm not persecuting you nor will I so, you know, go. Go get God or get my money or something. Alright?"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

TikTok Christian

A user on TikTok who relates any post to Christianity, no matter the circumstance.

This "TikTok Christian" commented on my video about sports, saying, "Jesus Loves You"

by blah_blah_blah1 December 18, 2025

Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.

dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.

by a_fool December 26, 2025

Eastside Christian School

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.

“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”

by No please June 23, 2021

Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.

Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?

by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021

fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.

fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!

by idkevenknowhwqythuwisfor July 9, 2021