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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.
by Definitely not Luke it's dave November 20, 2020
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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3
Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Not-So-Nice Club

An informal list of consisting mostly of popular musicians, artists, actors, and other celebrities who died at age 69. It's a play on a similar list, the 27 Club, and the notion of the number 69 being "nice."
In a span of days, Motorhead's Lemmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all became members of the Not-So-Nice Club.
by WarnerShane July 6, 2023
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Anti-Social Smokers Club

Anti-Social Smokers CLub is the Best Place to find weed in DC.
by rich4rdhe4d June 3, 2019
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math club

"ew math club"
by sauced pickles May 18, 2022
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