Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 7, 2024

you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.

Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024

Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created

"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"

by MC_Escher January 25, 2024

Can

A derogatory word used for Canadian people.

A slur for Canadians.

A: "Look at that can!"
B: "Yeah! They're drinking maple syrup that dumb Can!"

by wixkill January 26, 2024

He can get it

He or whoever the conversation subject is very good looking

For example, “ oh Michael B. Jordan he can get it!”

For example, “ Beyoncé can definitely get it”

by Choclathundaa January 30, 2024

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024