Asshole Freak

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
by Normal Guys November 21, 2019
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a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 09, 2023
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Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 31, 2020
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asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
by Nerd classified April 08, 2016
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YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE

Are you thinking "WHAT I AM THINKING"
ASSWH0L3

Tender loving care to "ANY ASSH0OLE"
See that LITTLE B0Y is the DUKE 0F WINDS0R as EAT THEIR FARTS as they are going through the GL0RY H0LES in the REDW00D TREES where YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE which is they "OWN YOUR ENTIRE SMELL" as watch that C0CK on the SCREEN and no touching anymore OR ELSE you will really PISS 0FF those BABIES, LITTLE B0YS and LITTLE GIRLS as guess what "THEY ARE YOUR 0WNERS" ANAL ALAN and they are always TRUTHFUL as they don't " N0 BETTERS".

OK, it is YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE opening and closing as you RIM RIM RIM ...IN and lose EVERY ONE ANAL ALAN of your SEXUAL WHIMS.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar July 30, 2017
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