spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

High in the horse

high in the hores is when someone gets too high

So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse

by Conky November 20, 2023

dry horse

When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry

Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse

by Staff only October 30, 2015

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 03, 2022

Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.

Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.

by Lour-des Monster February 04, 2020

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 08, 2023