The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.

Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!

by Rrrrrrich September 19, 2018

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

duck

autocorrect for fuck

john: what the duck
sam: what
john: for ducks sake.. autocorrect

by ducknotfuck May 29, 2018

burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment

hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?

by sarmanda May 29, 2018

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

duck butter

that little bit of poop smear that you didn't wipe from your butt cheeks that becomes irritated when you are walking

I must have not wiped my butt clean enough it became irritated from walking and cause me to have duck butter

by Butterfor2 May 31, 2018

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018