Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

Animal tea

Calling cute guys by code animal names

Lunch trio I have animal teaaa

by Hahahahaha3118 March 1, 2019

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

sweet tea

katherine's idea of what sweet tea is, even though it's just iced tea with sweetener

*sweet tea

katherine likes to drink sweet tea

by sweetteaordie August 5, 2022

tea

The juicy af gossip between two people or a group of people.

A big thanks to sister James for creating the term💕🍵

Person 1- Dooood, Rebecca and Dani have the juiciest Tea. Like damn.

Person 2- LMFAO Christine just spilled their tea, ft me💀

by bitchass 101 February 28, 2019